Jesus is OBVZ judging me from behind!
So.. A couple of weeks ago I through a little house party.. And shit GOT REAL!!
I was house sitting for my aunt and unkle, had WAY too much to drink.. passed out, and then got robbed.. I'm NOT even joking guys!!
So, I normally have a saying, "What happens in the Summer, stays in the Summer".. well that kinda changes when you have FUCKING INSANE pictures!! Honestly.. Shit got REAL real!!
We drank punch and champagne from the small champagne glasses to feel like Marie Antoinette.. how delusional, right?!
P.S LET IT BE KNOWN, that I am NOT a cheap drunk.. However when given champagne, I give Kylie Minogue a run for her money, as I become the Pink Fairy.. I'm not even kidding!! I basically turn into a drag queen!!
As the Marina and the Diamonds song says, "Drinking champagne, made by the angel, Goes by the name of Glitter and Gabriel, Drinking champagne made of an angel's, Tears and pain, but I feel celestial." and that I DID!!
Enjoy the sleazy/trashy/FABOOSH pictures, and try not to judge me too much!! KTHANXBYE
GET SLEAZY
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