Sometimes I feel outta place, and that the only people who gets me are Regina George(from Mean Girls, duh), Cher Horowitz(Clueless obvz) or Heather Chandler(Heathers).. Urgh #GayBoyProblems! Come to think about it though, those three are the Holy Trinity And keep me sane!!
"FUGLY Sluts!!"
Regina George is LIFE!!
Thus I have come to the conclusion that my life is OBVZ based on some really funny, fashion, teen angst and cult film. I’d OBVZ be the bitchy lead.
I’m not my fault all I ever think about is: fashion. Boys. World/School domination. And how cute I’d look in Prada’s Spring Summer Brogues (which are completely last season, but who cares when they LITERALLY look that good, am I RIGHT?!!)
Hello, LOVER!!
Sometimes I think about what I’d do if I didn’t have fashion and Lady Gaga as my saviour, and what I’d do instead of ruining people’s lives/transforming them and mocking their fashion choices/giving my helping hand to transform their wardrobe.
The fall holidays will soon be coming to an end, and I’ll be going back to my second year of fashion school.. BOO!!
There are only two things left to do.
#1 Shop
#2 and Find a BOO
xx
Grandiose delusions are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic, often with a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious bent.In colloquial usage, one who is said to have 'delusions of grandeur' is considered to be one who overestimates one's own abilities, talents or situation. This is generally due to excessive pride, rather than any actual delusions.
Monday, April 9, 2012
My Life is OBVZ a Cult Chick Flick
Drinking Champagne, made by the angel who goes by the name of Glitter and Gabriel
Jesus is OBVZ judging me from behind!
So.. A couple of weeks ago I through a little house party.. And shit GOT REAL!!
I was house sitting for my aunt and unkle, had WAY too much to drink.. passed out, and then got robbed.. I'm NOT even joking guys!!
So, I normally have a saying, "What happens in the Summer, stays in the Summer".. well that kinda changes when you have FUCKING INSANE pictures!! Honestly.. Shit got REAL real!!
We drank punch and champagne from the small champagne glasses to feel like Marie Antoinette.. how delusional, right?!
P.S LET IT BE KNOWN, that I am NOT a cheap drunk.. However when given champagne, I give Kylie Minogue a run for her money, as I become the Pink Fairy.. I'm not even kidding!! I basically turn into a drag queen!!
As the Marina and the Diamonds song says, "Drinking champagne, made by the angel, Goes by the name of Glitter and Gabriel, Drinking champagne made of an angel's, Tears and pain, but I feel celestial." and that I DID!!
Enjoy the sleazy/trashy/FABOOSH pictures, and try not to judge me too much!! KTHANXBYE
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